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Define Blonde Moment Meaning

Blonde Moment
when a girl,not always blonde acts stupid,or naive sometimes,turning into a stereotypical blonde

Guy:Have you thought about the mysteries in life?

Girl in blonde moment:Yes,like why the orange isn’t an apple.

Guy:...
By Maible
Blonde Moment
A flash of momentary stupidity.

"I had a blonde moment as I attempted to recall what that little boot-shaped country was called."
By Helyn
Blonde Moment
when a pretty blonde girl does something steriotypically "blonde" ie: walking into a pole, not getting a joke, or getting it slower than other people, and/or saying lots of "likes" in the same sentence

oh my god, i like totally had a blonde moment, i just tripped over your dog and then i landed on your boyfriends penis...sorry
By Maitilde
Blonde Moment
A moment in time were a stupid action is done or a stupid question is asked that only blonde people would do. Blonde moments happen to any one.

Example1: the teacher explains that you have to write what is on the board, and then the teacher asks "Any questions" and a student ask "what do we have to do?"
Example2: a student comes in late then asks "can i go to the bathroom?"
Example3:when you repeat something some one said in class seconds after the person said you just had a blonde moment
By Brear
Blonde Moment
A societal stereotype is that blondes are less intelgent than average, a blonde moment is an occurance of a blonde person doing or saying somthing stupid.

Buffy asked "where are my keys?" when they were in her hand, a total blonde moment.
By Sophey
Blonde Moment
You ever felt really stupid for an instant? Yeah, that was blonde moment.

Example of a blonde moment:
Jeff: "What station is that?"
Dan: "97.5"
Jeff: "Is that V103?"
By Rosita
Blonde Moment
Something that happens to someone (who is not always blonde) that makes them feel dumb.

Brunette: Could you grab the olive oil for me?

Blonde: ohhhh...olive oil like OLIVES!!! Is olive oil made from olives??!

Brunette: duh. are you retarded?

Blonde: no, that was just a blonde moment.
By Bonnibelle
Blonde Moment
when a blonde has a moment where they don't understand anything

"you're stupid"
"i don't understand"
By Erma
Blonde Moment
The young person's equivalent to a senior moment, it is when an other wise intelligent person temporarily loses their train of though and gets disoriented ... the way a blonde goes through most of life.

Person 1 (age 25): I can't find my eye glasses.
Person 2: They are on your head!
Person 1: Must have been having a blonde moment.
By Barbee
Blonde Moment
an action/event/happening that makes a person look so dumb and/or retarded, that they don't even realize it, and gain the iq of a blonde person.

Hey, did you see Tyler get the shit beat outta him over a pen?
Yep, he had a blonde moment.

You see that arguement that Alex and Mike had?
Yeah, Alex was havin' a blonde moment...
Why?
She was pissed about him taking her pencil, when she never had one.
By Adelheid