Define Blootered Meaning

Blootered

Had too many vodkas and was blootered pretty quickly.
By Trista
Blooter
1 - Scottish slang meaning to hit something hard.

2 - Blootered - Drunk

1 - He is going to blooter that fitba'

2 - Look at the state of her she's totally blootered.
By Marieann
Blooter
to blooter is to hit something with considerable force. to be blootered can mean either (1)being hit hard or (2)being very drunk (usually the latter)

(1)am going to blooter in that windae

i will blooter his lights out

(2) last night i was absolutly blootered man

am goin down to the pub to get blootered

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Blooter
Menstruation of the mammal species.

A bleeding pooter.

Don’t let that dog on the couch, she has a blooter!!!
By Biddie
Blooter
Racist term for the only black waitress at your local Hooters.

We went to Hooters hoping to ogle some hot white meat and we got ourselves the Blooter instead!
By Reggie
Blooter
the stretching out with age of the anal sphincter causing a loose sounding flatulence that resembles a worn out woopy cushion

After bending over to pick something up, he arose, expelling gas and exclaiming, " I think my BLOOTERjust blowed out!"
By Marcelia