Lt Castro: Wuz up dawg, dat shit was whack, I was pinching one out in da dark
Me: DatZ right, you gotZ lightzed!
By Marnia
Lights Out
When the male pulls out his balls and streches them, like the batwing and puts his balls over the females eyes. She can no longer see, therefore the "lights out" is born.
Did you hear about the dude that dropped dead while running a marathon? His heart fucking exploded and it was lights out right in the middle of the course! People had to run around the body for over 10 minutes until they tarped the corpse.