Being a loser waiting in front of Best Buy for Black Friday sales not even knowing what the sales are just to be first for some bizarre twisted reason and not knowing the real reason for Thanksgiving.
The obnoxious practice of responding to a blog post/article/video with a comment saying "first." Generally this comment will have no substance; it is about nothing other than itself. When the first spot is stolen by a non-firster a firster will often resort to "second!" or "third!"
Blogger17: Long, thoughtfulpost about something important
obnoxiousname666: first!
annoyedbyidiots42: damn firsters, firsting all over the place
By Sharona
First
A word that highly skilled internet commenters post on internet message boards to show their superior skills at being the first to comment on an article, blog post or other internet forum. Typically these people are highly skilled and successful individuals that are irresistible to members of the opposite sex.
Ian21 is always getting first on messageboards, he is so cool, he owns PWE.
"Firstnesses is a whole new word I just made up. Next week it's going to be on Wikipedia. It means the beginning of newnesses"
- will.i.am (at the X-Men Origins Premier)