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Blueberries
Blueberries are the blue tasty round objects you find randomly in the forest. Some theorize that they are "berries" but scientist have proved that they are in fact homes of infant aliens.

Blueberries can also be to describe a really bad situation with a survival/success rate of only 1 to 100.000.000

Some dude: Did you see those blueberries near the forest? Man, if i had the time i'd make a blueberry pie.
Other dude: wtf man, why would you eat alien infants?

Some dude: Hey dude, you look like you are in some blueberries.
Other dude: yeah man, i don't think ill live to see another day, i'm in such a blueberry.
By Netta
Blueberries
the best fruit in the world! soft, sweet (although sometimes sour), bite-sized! tastes bad after you brush your teeth.

Gosh I just brushed my teeth and I had blueberries... that was bad.
By Martguerita
Blueberries
Humorous substitute for an expletive. Seemingly nonsensical, but always funny.

A CAR pulls up the alley behind him. Alex slumps down in his seat as the car passes. Some kind of PRIVATE SECURITY car. Rent-A-Cop. Shit. The car parks. FUCK. A second later, a big, mean-looking man steps out, holding a heavy black maglight, a GUN clearly visible on his belt. Blueberries.

Credit: Tim Minear, Drive
By Fred
Blueberries
when your dog has crap on it's ass hairs

John: whats that on your dos ass

Mary: nasty smelly blueberries
By Elsey
Blueberry
derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.

"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"
By Sidoney
Blueberries
To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.

I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.
By Lind
Blueberry
The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.

-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.
By Leigha
Blueberry
A sexy person in my school who wears this amazing jacket that makes them look like a blueberry, just a yummy snack

F.B-Damn did u see blueberry today

J.H- yeah bro she is so bad I wish I could eat that blueberry
By Ianthe
Blueberry
the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads

Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
By Margaretta
Blueberry
The sensual act of sucking and biting some cutie's neck to give them a hickey, then blowing a huge wet raspberry afterwards.

1. Zane: dude I was making out with Holly last night, I gave her a big ol' blueberry and she broke up with me!
Adam: damn that sucks, you deserved it tho

2. pbbbbft
By Zorine