Define Bluster Meaning

Bluster
A sexual act so outrageous, it can only be said that after, both partners will be unable to walk for many days after. Myth says it name derives from the sound of two people blustering sped up fifty times.

The girl slapped him in the face and walked right out on Kevin after he asked to bluster.
By Anna-Diane
Bluster
to be swept off your feel by a significant other

This guy blustered me today with his hotness.
By Isidora
Gun Bluster
Noun

The most destructive gun in all of existence that always aims for the machinev of the target. It is better than any other existing or non-existing weapon or gun, including itself and other upgraded or improved versions. It is originated by Dr. Insanity, Ph.D BFGs, who believed that this gun could solve all problems and paradoxes, including the paradox that it creates.

"Incoming tank! Quick, use the gun bluster to take out the... what the fuck just happened?"

"You can't stop me from taking my own life, I'm gonna do it with my gun bluster... (time seizes to exist)"
By Babbette
Ghost Blustering
the act of talking mad shit about how good a movie will do despite alienating it's core audience like what happened with Ghost Busters 2016

Guy 1: Dude, that bitch was saying the new terminator movie was going to be good.

Guy 2: Just ignore her dude, she's clearly "Ghost Blustering".
By Tawsha
Bluster Fuck
to fuck a really fat chick cus she has rolls and more cushion for the pushin.

dude i totally bluster fucked last night
By Max
Ragtag Shamble Blumble Bluster
A person in Rag's such as a bum or hobo that walks with a shuffle or unnerving walk that talks to himself or other inanimate objects, he says them in a very obnoxious manner and acts as if anyone/everyone is out to get him!

Man BGR your such a ragtag shamble blumble bluster""
By Guenevere
Exorbitant Bluster. Although, T'is Of Adequate Curriculum, Therefore Proceed.

John: I ate my pet rat because he turned 1 year old

Timothy: exorbitant bluster. although, t'is of adequate curriculum, therefore proceed.
By Gena
Bluster Bollocks
Someone who tells his mates he’s gonna destroy someone either verbally or physically.But when he actually sees that someone,he kisses their arse..A blustering,spineless gobshite

Hey i hear Stephen’s gonna go and tell the manager he’s out of order and report him..’No way,he’s all bark and no bite the old bluster bollocks’
By Umeko