I Am A Figment Of Your Imagination, Therefore You Are Non-existent.
A statement used to
counter "I know what you are, but
what am I?" if you wish to continue verbally bitch-slapping them. Also has a 30% chance of making them shut up in confusion of trying to
determine the meaning.
1. Idiot (After verbal bitch-slapping): "I know what you are but
what am I?!"
You: "I am a
figment of your imagination, therefore you are
non-existent."
Idiot: "Um...uh...uuuum..."