A once upscale and progressive suburb of Youngstownrun into the ground by two vindictive idiots posing as elected officials. A place where logic and reason have been completely removed from decisions affecting tens of thousands.
Man, they pulled a boardman on our ass. They told us they were going to widen the road to ease congestion. Instead they took out a lane and planted flowers and trees.
Tom thought he merely had to urinate, but then he Boardmaned all over the floor.
By Grier
Boardman
The epitome of a metrosexual. This is a guy who thinks he can score with every girl, however unknowingly turns into a litle bitch in the process... indulging in such practices as reading GQ and other desperate measures
I really wanted to get with this girl so I tried boardmanning it but then my friendstalked some sense into me
By Lonna
Boardman
A cocksure and somewhat over confident attitude following a 2-minute sexual liaison with an extremely brass yat.
Jesus mate, you're such a Boardman. She was a 2.46at best!
"Boardman, you who the hell are you"
"Like Man, who are you fool... I is gonna do my hair now"
By Annamaria
Boardman Highschool
I don’t know which crowd is more embarrassing for this dumpster fire of a public school, the wanna be gangsters, or the prissy rich kids. Either way, looking at either for to long, will leave you contemplating jumping off a bridge. Walking down the halls consists of the entitled little rich kids complaining about the color of his/her new BMW, or a wanna be thug talking about how he’s gonna “blick up” some fools with his boys after class. The faculty is full of uneducated, lazy, and downright incompetent men and women, and the teachers are either pretty cool, or pretty fucking stupid.
Boardman is often associated with people in society who like to take control and use their power despite their petitness and femininity. It is very common that a Boardman will run away to build his own base whilst playing squads on fortnite whilst muttering to himself “squad south-east, their accuracy is sh*t” and then 5 seconds later will be asking for a medkit from you. A Boardman has awful tactics of building pointless sh*t and making it known to every player on the map where he is - whilst claiming he is the best player because he plays on Brazilian servers. Consequently, a Boardman likes to sit in his room all day, fingering his bumhole with a blue pump shotgun and shouting “Victory Royale!”
