1. Full Boll Weevil
Losing control of all
bodily functions while still remaining
conscious as a result of heavy drinking, resulting in
puking, pissing, and shitting yourself at the exact same moment in time, but not being able to do anything about it.
"Sheesh, what the hell’s up with Doc? He’s flat on the ground, face-up, and smiling out there in the cold!"
"Oh, man, he just did the Full Boll Weevil after drinking too many Cuba
Libres and smoking too much
KB."
"Poor SOB needs a shower and a complete
change of clothes!"