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Spaff
another word for ejaculate

bradley, spaff on my tits! said lisa
By Tracee
Spaff
A term for masturbation made popular by E4 comedy 'The Inbetweeners.'

(Reading a self-penned valentine's card) "Jay, you massive stud, please spaff on my tits. From your valentine's bitch. PS. And on my face."
By Sib
Spaff
a slang word used in alternative of seamen

Oh man, I totally just spaffed my pants!
By Wilone
Spaff
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
By Cleopatra
Spaff
spunk, jizz, cum, semen, sperm, eager little swimmers, tadpoles, wee men, jizzum, spunk.

the end result of shaking hands with the wookie.
By Shari
Spaff
Spaffing is the act of simulating an ejaculation by spitting on a partners back, this is most commonly used in stage one of a houdini.

hadrian spaffed all over coxy's back last night, coxy swears to god he thought he'd came! then coxy turned round and bang! pirate eye!
By Mame
Spaff
stuff you can't bring yourself to throw away -possessions with no discernible value other than to the owner

used in rave/squatting culture since mid 90's

got to sort out the spaff mountain - there must be stuff the charity shop would want and we can recycle the rest
By Myrtia
Spaff
To cockslap, as it were.

One with an enormously large penis could potentially spaff a city, sending skyscrapers tumbling (imagine if the planes that flew into the World Trade Center were a giant penis--that would be a a city-spaffing.)

Also:

He finished rocking the crib with a swift spaff of the baby.
By Ilyssa
Spaff
to slap your dick on a womans face (the other definitions are wrong)

I spaffed your mother last night. She received a good spaffing.
By Gavrielle
Spaff
To wake up in the morning with a huge amount of Facebook notifications and finding out that one person has 'liked' every comment you made the previous day.

I have just been Spaffed
I am getting a Spaffing as we speak
By Demetra