Define Bongos Meaning

Bongos
(n) (Usually large) female breasts.

Man, check out the bongos on that heet!
By Zorana
Bongos
A pair of small drums (one slightly larger than the other) normally associated with beatniks. Bongos however, are commonly used in Latin and Afro-Cuban music. If you decide to invest in bongos, be aware that people around you think that they are good at playing them.. this can be fixed by taking your bongos back and hammering a sexy beat with different methods (e.g. slap, muted slap, rim shot, thumb, fingers, etc.)

Bob: Dude, can I see your bongos?
Charles: sure...
(Bob plays a beat with no rhythm, tempo, repetition, etc.)
Bob: Man, I own at this!
Charles: yeah, right...
By Taryn
Bongos
a californian word that can be used to replace "bogus," but can also be used to replace "sic" (as in "cool") depending on the context.

"i can't believe in-n-out burger closed early today man... bongos dude"

"whoa man that wave was totally bongos dude! right on!"
By Joice
Bongos
when u wipe your hand with ur dick and balls n then put it someone mouth or facial area.

Ohh Mike i want a bongo, it makes me wet.
By Alissa
Bongos
Things that guys like to do puff-puffs with

can I play with your bongos?
By Corliss
Bongos

Yo, look out for the bongos.
By Tamra
Bongo Bongo
Bongo bongo very big booooy!

By Cassaundra
Bongo
Fighting technique used for many centuries consisting of multiple slaps to the top of the head of your opponent, you are not allowed to hit anywhere else but the top of the head.

Myles and Kaden decided to settle their dispute with a match of Bongo.
By Debora
Bongoed
Drunk, wasted, pissed, under the influence of any intoxicating substance (alcohol, narcotic).

Jesus, did you see Pieman on Saturday night?! He was completely bongoed!
By Rikki
Bongo
Graphic representation of the reproductive act, or close approximations of said activity.
Alternately known as porn pr0n XXX or Hardcore

Send us your funny websites, but no Bongo or Snuff please
By Cindi