Girl:
Hey, so want to
tell me why you didn't show up for our date last Tuesday, or to my prom, or my birthday, or that
Animal Collective concert we were supposed to go to together, or for the talk we arranged over coffee?
Guy: Sorry, I've been really busy lately.
Girl: You're such a bonito flake.
Guy: Then why are we still together?
Girl: 'Cause you're so damn pretty.