Define Bonzai Meaning

A really tiny type of tree that comes from Japan. They're so small that you won't believe it's really a tree.

v. To go bonzai: Eat a large quantity of psilocybe mushrooms and trip extremely hard for an extended period of time.

Believed by many to be the greatest adjective in existence. It has been described by linguists and etymologists as "aestethically pleasing" and "beautiful" as well as being the most highly evolved word in the English language. Recent evidence shows that the word derived from the sitcom Bonanza, which apparently sucked, unlike the word it begot.

something miniscule, and, in so, incredibly cute

When you jump on someones face and you rub furiously with your ass while yelling, BONZAI!!!

the word chinese people or asian in general say before they sumo wrestle

an epic battle cry

Sound made when jumping from high heights. Like the Empire State Building or a tall cliff.

Defined as a mildly annoying prank, like moving someone's pencil case 3 inches to the left or putting a piece of paper labelled "Bonzai" in someone's backpack. Members can be involved in complex bonzai wars, where the two parties try to make like slightly more difficult for the other. It is frowned upon to involve a non-bonzaier in a bonzai war.

Comedic replacing a verb with 'bonzai'

When a girl goes beyond her own ability trying to take too much dick in her mouth at one time while giving a guy head, surpassing her gag reflex and vomiting chunks and stomach acids on the shaft, balls, and general male reproductive region. yelling "BONZAI"