someone very lovely and beautiful. one who radiates joy and happiness to all around. to describe a lady as perfect in every way would be to describe her as 'gem botley'.
boy1: wow that girl is such a gem botley, i just want to marry her tomorrow and give her so much attention that maybe she'll love me back half as much one day.
boy2: i saw her first.
By Jemmy
Botley Bag Lady
The botley bag lady was a woman called Eleanor that had a very rich family, the family all died in a house fire leaving Eleanor as the last member of the family alive. The fact she was alone drove her insane causing her to become homeless and wonder the streets collecting bags, eating chewing gum off the floor, eating rats, and have a bigger beard than a horny teenager. RIP Eleanor
You are a saint
Oi I just saw the botley bag lady digging threw that bin
