Cowbell Deficiency, also known as
CBD, is an extreme medical condition. Victims of CBD are known to have high
fever. The only known prescription of CBD is
more cowbell.
Talk to your doctor if think you are suffering from CBD.
Intern to Doctor
I: "Doctor we have a new patient"
D: "What does he have"
I: "The only visible symptom this man has
a fever, but it looks like he is dying."
D: "Cowbell Deficiency"
I: "What?"
D: "This man...has a fever...and the only prescription...is
more cowbell."