Anyone who is in the water in a known surf spot, who is not surfing. Rather they may be standing,
splashing, wrestling, throwing a football, being
pale white, wearing a t-shirt, floating, oblivious to the
vessel headed towards them, in the way.
In the summer time
tourist season you might say: "F#@kin bouys, messin up my wave, looking scared shitless when we lock
eyes right before I interupt there
splish splash session. Yet, they still don't leave".