1. The illegitimate spawn of
Tina Fey and Albert Einstein. Often used as a last name or derogatory term describing a person as such.
2. The cross between a science class and an incestuous
hillbilly hoe down.
3. A
reverse cougar displaying all the above qualities.
ex.1:
Stephen: What did you think of her?
Dylan: I'm not feeling it. She's a total
bowers.
ex.2:
Deborah: Did you catch that party last night?
Tina: Didn't go. Heard it was a bowers
rerun anyway.
Deborah: That's what you ask for when you mix drinks in a barn yard.
ex.3:
Chris: Look out!
Bowers alert!
Eric: Relax, we way too young. I'd warn your dad though.
