Define Boxford Meaning

A town with the second lowest population density in eastern Massachusetts, comprised of rich middle aged white people who like forests and horses better than neighbors; a.k.a. the middle of nowhere.

The most random place in Massachusettes to live. People in the neighboring areas are under the impression that people in Boxford live in a box and drive a ford car. On the contrary people in boxford live in nice big houses and drive nice cars.

A rural, country town in Massachusetts.

The most boring place to live in Massachusetts.

One of the most boring place to live in Massachusetts. Boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. There is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed "Jacks"/"Waynes", or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. Modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.

One of the most boring place to live in Massachusetts. Boxford is the one and only place where the tree population and bug population outnumber the human population by at least 100 to 1. There is usually a mile between each house and neighbors only see each other occasionally, at the local library, church, at the community store dubed "Jacks"/"Waynes", or when they manage to escape to modern civilization. Modern cvilization, however, is at least 15 minutes (by car) away in every direction.

Boxford is what one says when he or she wishes to describe a place so torturous it causes suicides, although one must be careful on how/where they commit such an act because if they are not, the over-eager Nazi force will swarm like flies over a dead deer carcass to the scene of the crime. They react in this way because Crime itself hath decided Boxford is not worthy of its time.

Those guys who can't catch a real criminal, but when it comes to breaking up parties they're hot on the case. They're the definition of Keystone cops and if your not speeding,drinking or smoking weed they wont do much to you.