a fat fucking sod who lumps around the house on his fat ass legs eating his bloody fucking lightly salted crisps, probably plays borderlands and halo, and can’t even afford his own shit
mark: oh are you talking to braiden again?
hank: yeah, he’s such a fucking slob mate.
Person1: Omfg is that Braiden?
Person2: O Shit that is, quick bow down as he walks past us.
Braiden: Well hello ladies Person1: I think i just came!?
Person2: I'm fingering myself now!
By Dolly
Braiden
Braiden is one of the most funniest guys u will meet. A Braiden is really nice and funny. But he is very strong and independent as well. Don't let him find out you are picking on someone or you are going to end up dead. Braiden is very athletic and outgoing. No matter what he will always make you laugh. So Braiden is one heck of a guy!!!!
An odd looking beta cuck male who has too much sexual frustration issues. He's always either jacking off, eating, or sleeping. Somehow despite the way he is he manages to get a hot girlfriend that accepts him no matter how small his penis size is because she's a freak.
