Define Hot Mom Meaning

Hot mom means sexy mom; deduce that to mean mom I'd like to have sex with; regard that statement as Mother I'd Like to Fuck, hence the terminology: MILF.

nice looking milf(mom id like to fuck)

When a milf has really nice hair, know what I mean, I'm talking about upper-middle-class mom in lululemon type hair.

Porn site ad that pretends like there are hot women in your area wanting to have sex with you.

A fat smelly loser.

A mom who will never drink hot coffee without re-heating it in a microwave. The mom who's husband, children and fellow-moms shake their heads at because they all know. The mom who forgets to sign permission slips/bake for the bake sale/everything. Most likely, your shirt is dirty if you are a hot mess mom.

The Hot Mess Mom most likely has sent her kids to school in regular clothes during spirit week and has probably put left overs in her kids lunch box more than once. Most of all, the Hot Mess Mom is actually rocking it and is doing a better job than she even thinks.

It's what you're supposed have hot meaty sex with, says every ad in existence. Well turns out the ads were right! You have to have sex with every single mom ever to exist you little pussies, it's for the benefit of making to share your huge schlong to everyone of them, hopefully you will be inspired to have sex with them.

A skinny nerd who does nothing but watch anime and play with his wiener all day.

Soft around the edges, with extra weight in the right areas and giving off a, "I know how to take care of you" vibe.

Something sometimes said by accident when a young male is visiting the home of a friend and is attracted to the host's mother.
Something said in jest when the host's mother is less than attractive.