To do a "Breslin" one must first tan wine and chib cunts.
Get absolutely hammered, then fight with everyone whilst shouting
"Kieran Breslin in yer scheme! Pump yer burd and make her scream!"
or
"
Fleeto!"
To be
Breslin'd means to be that drunk, everything offends you.
Especially
the Proclaimers.
"Oh god, I was
Breslin'd last night"
"YEah I know man, you punched a Russian guy in the face for talking to you."
"Mate, I wanna get Breslin'd tonight!"
Off in the distance: "Feelto!
Tonic wine!
Chib cunts!"
"That guy must be Breslin'd out his face."