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Bristow
A small, quiet town in Northern Virginia. Consists of various, scattered farms and housing developments as well as a SuperTarget and a Harris Teeter. Nestled in between the snobby town of Gainesville, and the hick country known as Nokesville. Known for their great parties.

Bob: Yo man! Let's go hit up Nokesville!
Joe: Nah, man! I am not partying in a barn!
Bob: Alright, let's hit up Gainesville!

Joe: Too many rich snobs!
Bob: Then where?
Joe: Bristow is where it's at!
By Micky
Bristow
1. Hell, located in Oklahoma (35 miles East of Tulsa) 2. A great place to buy methanphetamines

Kayla: I'm going to Bristow to buy some meth. You wanna come?
Regina: That's OK, since I left Hell I don't want to go back.
By Mabel
Bristow
(Br-IH-stow)- A "Bristow" is a hairy little man, similar to a hobbit. This "man" has a very low self-esteen and cries at least 3 times a day for being accused of being a bristow. He rids his anger by beating women, usually with his fists/open hand, but has been known to occasionally headbutt.

Great Merlin's Beard! Rachel just got Bristowed!!

By the Beard of Zeus! Abby just got Bristowed!!
By Desdemona
Bristow
Masturbating a mans cock while using tongue on his arse hole.
Named after Eric Bristow the famous British darts player who always threw darts like he was wankin someone off round the front while pushing his tongue up chuff mountain at the back

Oh I just went into the toilets in Finsbury park and some gay bastard asked me if I wanted a bristow.
By Lorianna
Bristow
Being unnecessarily poncy with your drink choices

A chardonnay middelvei?! Stop being such a Bristow...
By Sally
Freddie Bristow
The best person in the world also known as god

Freddie bristow is god
By Adara
Dirty Bristow
The act of tongueing a male anus whilst reaching around to wank them off.
Name after the legendary English Darts player, Eric Bristow, as the act resembles throwing a dart.

I love it when she gives me a Dirty Bristow!
By Amalia
Sydney Bristow
Probably one of the best female spys ever to walk the fictional planet, smart, beautiful, and a kick ass girl
sydney bristow play by jennifer garner in the tv show alias is one of the most recognizable characters in media
and is consider, a embodiement of girl power, femme fatale.

Isn't sydney Bristow a kool spy
O Lord She is
By Vivie
Eric Bristow
Eric Bristow was a famous darts player in the 1980's - The definition of an Eric Bristow is a sex act performed to mirror the classic pose of the sportsman on the oche and he lines up a dart.

The Woman or Gay man has to get down on their knees, close one eye, poke their tongue out towards the anus as in rimming but the twist is the right or left hand reaches around the hips and hold the penis like a dart -slowly wanking it off.. hence '

Would you please do me an Eric Bristow love!'
By Eunice
Bristow Middle School
the school is a strict prison that will snatch you’re phones quicker than you can fail your classes and go to the fRidAy sChoOl

oh my gosh bristow middle school is so strict and boring. i hate it here!
By Lucina