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Define Britton Meaning

Britton
A male(or rarely a female) who is often asked if he: 1) Is from England, 2) Is great, or 3) Can talk with a British accent.
A Britton generally has no idea why he is named Britton but will often times congratulate you if you spell his name right the first time.

"Hey, my name's Britton."

"Hey, I'm John. Are you from England?

"No, but its nice to meet you."
By Roslyn
Britton
Beautiful, sweet, affectionate, AMAZING person, caring, lovable, tough, intelligent, NON jew/freak. Loves Justins (ALOT). Basically, she is the best.

Britton bowls all the time and she's a ratard. For instance when the ball is thrown the wrong way.....
By Dacy
Britton
a large, hairy british kid

ew its a britton
By Johnath
Britton
of British descent, adj, out of sync, or, opposite being very hip - depends on extreme behavior

how brittonian of you; typical brittonian behavior
By Lorelle
Britton
One who is addicted to maturbating while viewing pornography. The addict is often aroused by unusual fetishes, up to and including urination, diaper wearing, scat play, feet, semen drinking, cross dressing, dildo play, horse sex, trampoline sex, nude surfing, testicle shaving, fisting, nude banking, the asshole finger fuck 'n lick, snow balling, beef boiling, s&m, role playing, food sex, and incest.

Lee: Hey Joe, wanna urinate on each other while jumping on my trampoline and fingering each other's assholes then licking them?

Joe: Sure! Hey, can we take a giant dump on the trampoline before jumping on it?

Lee: Of coarse we can. First let me just take off these diapers of mine and shave my testicles. I want my balls as smooth as silk because on Tuesday I'm going nude banking and surfing.

Joe: Cool. And hey afterwards can I have sex w/ that horse over there while you have sex w/ your sisters feet?

Lee: Way ahead of ya!

(laughter)

Joe: Man, we are such a couple of brittons.

Lee: You know it!
By Vivian
Britton
A jew who dislikes other jews and spends most of their time thinking about balls.

Britton: Dude, did you just see that nasty Jew?
Non-britton: Aren't you a Jew?
Britton: Yeah, but I still don't like 'em.....Balls..
By Roch
Britton
Hot, Sexy, and has a great personality. He cares and loves people. He likes girls with blonde hair! And is usually asked if he is from Britain.

(Person) Hey Britton

(Britton) Hey how are you

(Person) I'm great thx for asking
By Clarette
Britton
A Britton, is oftentimes a spazzy kid who enjoys making others moderately uncomfortable. (The kind of uncomfortable where you tell the story of your encounter with said Britton, in a way that doesn't seem like it scarred you emotionally.) He, or sometimes she, likely dosen't give a crap what anybody thinks about him/her so he/she will be willing to act like a dingus in public and isn't afraid to be viewed as a fojangler. Also loves being around people.

Dan: Yeah, and then this weird Britton and I accidentally made eye contact, and he wouldn't look away and i couldn't for some reason... Haha, it was freaking weird!
Garth: Was it a creepy stare?
Dan: Nope, well yes, but in a funny way!
Garth: Oh, cool wanna go make animal sounds at people from in our car?
Dan: Heck yeah i want to!
Other Guy That Was Part Of The Conversation: You guys are a bunch of Brittons, I'm taking a nap.
By Roby
Britton
Britton To be Gangster to the end, never stop being who you are and never wear matching clothes.

John was "Britton" to the end he didn't care what anyone thought.
By Barbe
Britton
An uncommon disease that affects the anal cavity. Known also in the medical feild as Brittonthornitus. Symptoms often include anal leakage, large anal warts, bloody stools, swelling in the rectum, and in some rare cases, males inflicted with Britton experience extreme shrinkage of the penis. The most common cause for Britton is an over abundance of anal sexual activity.

I feel bad for Julio, he got Britton from having to much ass sex w/ Lee.
By Alie