Define Brontosaurus Meaning

Brontosaurus
A term used to indicate a very old person.

"That old hag's a friggin' brontosaurus!"
By Judy
Brontosaurus

"Mark, quit tugging on your Brontosaurus in the theater!"
By Olva
Brontosaurus
An incorrect name given to a sauropod skeleton. It was originally believed to be a new genus, but was later understood to be the same creature as the Apatosaurus.

Brontosaurus burgers couldn't have existed, correct?
By Andi
Brontosaurus
Some shit that doesn't exist because Apatosaurus killed it in its sleep.

Boobs? Ha, those are Brontosauruses, bra stuffer!
By Madelin
Brontosaurus
The act of kicking someone square in the rectum with the toe of the foot.

Johnny brontosaurused Jim right after he made a joke about his penis size.
By Abbey
Brontosaurus
When a 7 year old curly haired kid gives a blowie to a T-Rex

Yes Brontosaurus give it me in the ass
By Mela
Brontosaurus Burger

I wouldn't have asked for three burgers if I knew you were cooking brontosaurus burgers!
By Nicolina
Brontosaurus Trotter
The largest and worst kind of camel toe ever imaginable.

"Good God, have you seen the Brontosaurus Trotter on that rower! It nearly snatched both my eyes out their sockets!"
By Jacquie
Brontosaurus Goggles
the term given to putting your nuts on a girls eyes and her proceeding to blink quickly and tickle them.

I went back to this girls house last night and gave her a set of brontosaurus goggles.
By Lucine
Brontosaurus Brawler
a short or avg. height girl who is extremely aggressive and in most cases quite athletic and strong. always a bitch and sometimes a butch.
an aggressive girl who is flimsy won't do, she has to be physically thick like a tree trunk in that she will always bark a tough game and in many cases bite a vicious game as well.

Bruce Lee: aiyo homey, why didnt you stand up to that bitch?
Jose Contreras: u must be jonin! she's a fuckin' brontosaurus brawler, she could take on the Bears O-line for chrissake.
By Anjanette