One of the Friendly Friends at Fox and Friends, the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't
Steve Doocy (Sometimes incorrectly refereed to as the Black-Haired Guy Who Isn't Steve Doocy, or even more rarely as Brain Kilmeade) is a anchor and co-host on the
weekday version of Fox and Friends. He typically provides sports news, while hitting on Fox and Friends Spare Blonde
Alisyn Camerota.
"And we're losing sight of the real problem here!"
"That the
Bald Guy who isn't the Black-Haired Guy, who isn't the Brown-Haired Guy Who Isn't
Steve Doocy, isn't Steve Doocy!" -Stephen
Colbert