Define Bumpers Meaning

Bumpers
Slang: A person, usually male, who is 'special', particularly clumsy while multi-tasking (ie talking and walking down stairs). Would benefit with the addition of protective padding, hence the name 'Bumpers'.

Watch your drinks, here comes Bumpers
By Raeann
Bumpers

Chris longed to touch her bumpers.
By Cicely
Bumpers
1. Group of sexually desirable people. Usually good looking and raunchy.
2. Group of good looking females, usually with ample breasts.
3. Ample and aesthetic breasts. Juggs. Hooters.

1. I got invited to the bumpers party at my school. Whoo-weeee!
2. Dude! look at those bumpers sitting there. Think we should make a move?
3. She removed her bra, man, and one look at those bumpers on her and i almost dropped.
By Angeline
Bumper To Bumper
Homosexual intercourse; referring to lesbian vaginal sex.

Jackie and Stacy were going bumper to bumper last night...and by that, I don't mean their cars.
By Lindi
Bumper To Bumper

By Lillis
Bumper To Bumper
When There is a traffic jam and the cars almost touch each another.
Traffic Jam

Oh man, look over there: there is a terrible bumper to bumper on that road.
By Agace
Bumpering
Grabing on to the bumper of a stopped car and then haveing them pull you along as they go. This is done only when the streets are ice or snow covered so that the bumperer can just slide along as the car goes.

It was snowing outside so my friend and I went bumpering.
By Carolynn
Bumper
A rolled cigarette made using the leftover tobacco from other unfinished cigarettes.
Unlike other definitions here, this is actually used in the real world.
Australian origin.

Unemplyed guy 1: Fuck I'm outta ciggies cunt!

Unemployed guy 2: Shit, we'll have to roll a bumper.
By Eimile
Bumper

pull up to my bumper
By Hedwig
Bumper
A small device for dispensing doses of cocaine or crank.

Yo man, lemme see that bumper, I need to get my ass lifted.
By Devina