Define Bumpkins Meaning

Bumpkins
deficating while recieving felatio

By Leena
Bumpkin
An unsophisticated person. Not very intellegent or interested in culture.

Generally refers to someone living in a rural area.


Bumpkin is a derivative of bum, “the rear end. It may come from either the Middle Dutch word bommekijn, “ a little barrel,” or the Flemish word boomken, “shrub" Such a person may easily have been compared to a block of wood;

That country Bumpkin just sits on his porch and whittles.
By Eleanore
Bumpkin
Bumpkins are residents of the small country town of Portsmouth in Hampshire. They dress like scarecrows and speak with a quaint rural dialect, using Romany words like dinlo and shant. These poor simpletons are also know as carrot crunchers or worzels.

Look at that pathetic bell-ringing bumpkin in the long blue wig.
By Fay
Bumpkin
a hillbilly, someone from a small tiny town

Even though the boy's a bumpkin doesn't mean he's oblivious.
By Alia
Bumpkinism

Some people are into Podophilia, others, Urolagnia ... I, however, am into bumpkinism... because nothing gets me wetter than a birthday clown.
By Bev
Bumpkin
The process of snorting a line of cocaine off a males erected penis while he is taking a shit.

"Yo, you're never gonna believe this but Jackie just gave me a bumpkin" - Jessie
By Caresse
Bumpkin
a bumpkin typically lives in a small midwest town, enjoys sitting on porches, speaks 5x slower then the average human being, likes to express their feelings, and usually hold jobs at ace hardware.

Suz can not date DenDen because she is a high class business woman, and he is a bumpkin.
By Lynde
Bumpkin
Someone from a rural area. Carries connotations of backwardness or narrowmindedness. Syn. clodhopper, hayseed, hick, rube, yokel.

Before the age of mass communications, country bumpkins were often amazed by the technologies the saw in cities.
By Emilee
Bumpkin
The act of giving oral pleasure to a man while he moves his bowels when sitting on a toilet.
Similar to a country bumpkin

Sarah gave Loyd a bumpkin last night during Tom's graduation party.
By Bonny
Bumpkin
A bastardization of the word pumpkin, Bumpkin is a softener for hillbilly, hick, farmer, Hayseed, not to be confused with Redneck. In this vernacular a man referred to by these types would be a pumpkin, or a little sweet, read as Gay. The softening to Bumpkin usually gives it a more benign meaning like he's harmless or he's simple. Not minded, just without nefarious intentions. Which makes him an excellent Rube.

Country Bumpkin. Look at this Bumpkin straight off the farm. This Bumpkins' coming over hear to buy a used car.
By Babara