Define Bumstead Meaning

Bumstead
A bumstead is commonly used to describe a persons anal passage. In which numberous little gay fellas would poke around leaving thick white deposits, usually as a sign that the bumstead is the property of that little gay fella.

That is my bumstead look at the white ooze.
By Bertie
Bumstead
Someone who is unable to get an erection even with the use of viagra.

a: I was with my girlfriend and we had a little problem.

b: What man did you have a bumstead
By Sonni
Bumstead Binstead
When you finger someone's asshole and then stick your stink-finger in another person's mouth.

Johnny got an unsuspecting Bumstead Binstead when my girlfriend fed him a piece of gum at the party last night.

Yo Johnny, tell me how my ass tastes!
By Edna
A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich
When you jerk off onto 2 pieces of toast, then stick it to each side of some ones head, so that there head is inbetween the man juice and 2 pieces of toast!

"AWW man i just gave Jimmy A Hot Bumstead Sandwhich"
By Elsy