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Define Buoys Meaning

Buoys
a woman’s breasts as they bob up and down in the water, often serving as a man’s navigation mark for mooring

As the water ripples gently set the buoys in motion, the men sighted salvation and roared, “Ahoy!”
By Caritta
Buoi
a male homosexual sailor.

A buoi was promoted to captain, even though he had sex with a man last night.
By Sephira
Buoy
Persons, typically of the female persuasion, that hang around boats, boat docks, or marinas, hoping to score with a Captain.

Shannon had a reputation for being a buoy, and had nailed at least one Double Dolphin Captain, was always listening to blues music on the dock.
By Noreen
Buoyed
A term that wuld be used like High or Stoned but less known. It's origins came from comparing a person on a drug like cannabis compared to a buoy out at see. It is compared in ways like they are both in a way alone and isolated. Another comparison is they are both set in one place and on or focused to one certain thing. For buoys it is they attached to the bottom of the sea and they kind of dont really have a pupose besides show ing which way to go but nowadays we have gps's so we dont need them and they are irrelevent, When a person is stoned they are stuck on a certain idea and like buoys, were at one point relevent, but now just something that isnt important but still goes on and on. For your brain it is on a certain idea that you stick to and carry on from there.

At the party last night he was totally buoyed, he could barely even have a conversation because he was stuffing his mind and talking about cats for hours!
By Alfy
Buoy
a word that americans cannot pronounce properly.

Its pronounced BOY, not 'BOO-AY'!
By Janka
Buoy
an ex-US Coast Guard person. Usually of the rotund variety...with a bell on their head.

"Ding-Ding"...hey is that guy a buoy or what?
By Regan
Buoy
A big, big mistake. Like sleepign with a fat girl.

Sleeping with Linda was a big ol' BUOY.
By Allix
Shit Buoy
A large piece of shit that merrily greets you with a bobbing motion when you peer into the toilet bowl.

Tracey: Will hurry up in the toilet. Ineed to go!
Ben: I'm done.
Tracey: 'Bout time. Grrrrrr.
(...5 seconds later from the bathroom)
Tracey: WTF, I heard you flush, and there's still a monster shit buoy in here. I can see all sorts of crap mushed into it.
Ben: (...sniggers)
By Stacy
Nice Buoys
A term meaning nice tits. commonly used in seaside communities

Hey Jack, I was just docking my yacht over at Robinson's Wharf, and I saw Melinda sporting slightly damp white shirt. She has ridiculously nice buoys "
By Winne
Buoy Bunny
Noun; A woman of ill repute who stalks a beach patrol life guard hoping to arrange a sexual rendezvous. Buoy refers to the life saving flotation device carried by the life guard. The term mirrors similar terms used for other professions ie. Badge Bunny, Holster Sniffer (police), Hose Sniffer, Hose beater (fire fighter).

"That Buoy Bunny sure is spending a lot of time chatting up the life guard"
By Teressa