Define Cake Batter Meaning

Cake Batter
Cake batter is the elusive middle-state shit that is not quite hard but not quite loose or watery, but somewhere in between. Prominent indicators of cake batter are the large amount of fecal matter left clinging to the ass/hair as well as the need to exceed the nominal wipe count in order achieve maximum cleanliness.

Much like a quality meringue, Adam's cake batter exhibited well formed peaks in both the bowl and his ass.
By Merrielle
Cake Batter
A person composed of more than one race.

Coined by AMW aka JD Jr. in the cold winter days of Janurary 09 in order to describe a certain sorority sister.

That girl is a batch of cake batter.
By Tamra
Cake Batter
another term for diareah aka loose shit.

after a night of drinking and smoking, mason left some cake batter in the toliet. Can also be used as a verb. Nick cake battered after a night of chinese food and wine
By Cacilia
Cake Batter

ex: "Dude that top is better than cake batter."
By Celle
Cake Battered
To successfully intoxicate oneself with alcohol to the point of paralysis. The resulting facial expression and body positioning can only be described as an individual being beaten 1,000 times with a 10lb pasty. Finding an individual upon this state is said to be priceless.

Sunday morning, couldn't ask for more than find myself completely cake battered upon the bathroom floor.
By Shanta
Cake Batter
Is when you pull you dick out of the asshole after you nutted inside, and the tan substance around his hole looks like baking batter.

So you gonna rim my hole? Hell nah trade, not after I just nutted in your cakes, you got cake batter dirty bitch!!
By Georgianne
Cake Batter Splatter
Looking down into the toilet bowl after a loud defecation, to find it littered with droplets of light brown liquid shit, resembling the delicious batter of a coffee cake.

"Does anyone have a toilet brush handy? Gotta clean the bowl; I did a huge cake batter splatter"
By Elmira
Man-Cake Batter
a clever was of saying jizz

i'm going to blow a big batch of man-cake batter in your face
By Corabella
11 Inch Cake Batter Maker
A pretty enormous sized penis that can ejaculate a large amount of semen with the thickness of cake batter.

Jennifer: Wow who made this much cake batter and left it out?

Tom: Thats not cake batter but i'll show you my 11 inch cake batter maker! (whips it out and ejaculates on jennifer)

Jennifer: What the fuck tom?! its all thick and hot and tastes so good!
By Jessie
Batter Cake
When a group of people batter the fucking shit out of someone

oi mandem let's give that person a batter cake
By Latrina