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Define Champagning Meaning

Champagnal
The most celebratory act in which two individuals can participate.

Got an "A" in History? Champagnal
By Kariotta
Champagning
When you poop and your first shit is solid, followed by nothing but liquid.

"Ted just spent the past 20 minutes in the bathroom champagning."
By Shaina
Champagne
Sparkling wine (achieved via means of a second fermintation) produced from grapes grown in a legally defined area of France.

See also champers, bubbly, cris, dom, moet, and salon.

I love to boast about my magnum of 1990 Salon - damn fine Champagne, la dee dah... etc ...
By Donni
Champagne
Reference to an underage, yet desirable female. Used due to similar characteristics: (1) alcohol enriched and (2) aged for approximately 15 years.

While at a party.

Guy 1: “Look at her. How old you think she is?”

Guy 2: “’bout 15 or 16”

Guy 1 & 2: “Champagne!.”

The two gentlemen proceed to touch fists in a celebratory fashion.

History of the word:

During a party I noticed several really hot yet underage young ladies. As a joke I told my friend, "I like my women how i like my champagne...full of alcohol and aged for 15 years". It has now found its way into our vocabulary.
By Roz
Champagne
Champagne is a sparkling wine made under strict regulations in Champagne, France. Champagne Only Comes From Champagne,

I just love Roederer Champagne as it is a wonderful blend of Chardonnay, Meunier and Pinot Noir grapes grown in Champagne. There are many quality sparkling wines in the world, including Roederer Estate from California, yet Champagne only comes from Champagne, France. However, US consumers need to be careful as some US producers mislabel their wine Champagne eventhough it doesn't come from France. Examples of "false Champagnes" include Korbel, Tott's and André.
By Ianthe
Champagne
To fart while wearing butt plug, causing the plug to launch out of the rectum like a champagne cork.

My boyfriend and I were experimenting with my new butt plug, I champagned and now he has an eyepatch.
By Christel
Champagne
noun: A feigned injury. (Also the name of a drink the ambulance chasers toast on)

Guy 1: Woah! Did you see that footballer dive seconds after contact then roll around like he's been shot?!

Guy 2: Yeah, man! He's well exhibiting Champagne! I hope he gets a red card, then actually shot!
By Ellene
Champagne
Something that is expensive but appears cheap. This can include Paris Hilton's outfits, rice cars, and live Bette Midler performances.

"That new Gucci bag is so champagne!"
By Esther
Champagne
kill ass weed from canada

what you smokin on? Some champagne.
By Dacie
Champagne
Champagne is to take your dick and swing it around while pissing so you piss all over the place.

I'm on a party at this asshole's house and I have to go to the restroom. Champagne!!!!!!!!!
By Malissia