Define Eyepatch Meaning

A male can give a girl an eyepatch during sexual relations via dropping a testicle on one of her eyes and making her say arrgh!

To ejaculate on a girls eye.

The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.

Coolest article of clothing...ever.

A declaration of approval or fondness, used to communicate ones positive perception of an item, phrase, or stye.
(Originated in Seinfeld)

When you jizz in a girls eye, making it impossible for her to see out of that eye, making a patch shaped puddle of jizz.

the quintessential hairstyle of an emo, includes hair parted to the side covering one eye.

The act of over (capacitating) ones eyesocket with the (ballsack) of another. Commonly occours during drunken (Teabagging).

A man blasts his load in the face of another and it pools in that persons eye socket, creating a cum eyepatch of sorts. The optical version of a pearl necklace. The recipient may be male or female.

a. the act of resting one testicle on a girls eye socket while she gives you a blowjob and exclaiming a loud pirate, "Yaaarrrgh!"

b. similar to Arabian Goggles