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Define Cheese-whiz Meaning

Cheese-whiz
Derogatory slang for a cheap -- often unreliable and/or unsupported -- immitation product.

"... that's what you get for using a cheese-whiz surge protector."
By Roseanna
Cheese-whiz
When a woman asks you to spray cheese-whiz in her snatch and use crackers to scoop it out and eat it.

"Kathy asked me to cheese-whiz her last night"
By Lethia
Cheese Whiz
The cheesy goodness in a can that Ryan Ross is addicted to.

Ryan Ross- I NEED MORE CHEESE WHIZ BRENDAN
By Cassy
Cheese Whiz
A cheese whiz is the process of farting when you pee. Generally due to the natural relaxing of muscle tissue in both the rectal region as well as the anal region during urination.
Also spelled as: cheese wiz

Generally when I pee, it's a cheese whiz. I am frequently complemented as being on key as a tenor when this occurs around others. I can produce 1 pint and 2 bars at D Minor seventh simultaneously.
By Nadine
Cheese Whiz
This is what Ryan Ross is addicted to. Please help his addiction. Canned cheese isn’t good for anyone...does it even have cheese in it?

Unknown: Hey, did you guys get any chips?
Ryan Ross: No, but, I got cheese whiz :)
By Bernadina
Cheese Whiz
The thing you put on toast when u dont want butter or jam

Cheese whiz is one chemical way from being cheese. The chemical is cheese.
The Cheese whiz on that toast was mediocre at best
By Shirlee
Cheese Whiz
Bullshit, nonsense

Do you have a theory here, McCoy, or are you just spraying cheese whiz into the wind?
Law & Order, Series 6 episode 18
By Alissa
Cheese Whiz
Canned non-food item!

By Elva
Cheese Whiz
Mankind's miracle in a can!

mmmmmmmm, cheesie
By Christin
Cheese Whiz
Weapon of mass destruction.

Holy shit! Those iraqies just cheese whizzed us.
By Addie