Man 1: Dude, I just got totally chestered - I am
creeped out.
Man 2: What?
Man 1: That weird janitor guy came in the john while I was using it - and just stood there smiling at me while I finished.
Man 2: If I ever see him in there, I
make a u turn and run to another.
Man 1: I think I need
counseling after that.