Define Chia Pet Meaning

A small useless animal used primarily by real men as bait while hunting for crocodiles and fending off hordes of demons.
Used often by gay men as pets, who care and feed them, and occasionally have sex with them.

Anyone with too perfect hair........ask Anthony.

1. much feared/respected creature in video gaming circles.

2. any of several small clay pots in the shape of an animal (pig, dog, cat, homer simpson, etc).

A bald-headed man, who unexpectedly to his acquaintances, grows back his hair.

people with fucked up afros that look like chia pets

Someone who cuts their hair with a FlowBee or Wahl razor.

They're clay shapes that you put seeds on & water the open space inside & then it grows like hair. There's many different shapes & so fun!

A large, crusty (hard) booger that when pulled out of the nose takes a few nose hairs with it... thus resembling a Chia Pet.

The large ball of hair you pull out of the shower drain after a couple days.

When a man wears a pair of tighty whities for so long that his pubes start growing through them.