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Define Clonked Meaning

Clonk
Cocaine

Steve: “Bro, come test this clonk I just got!”
Jack: “Oof man I’m still clonked from the last lines..”
Steve: “Come on.. It’s almost clonk’o’clock!”
By Alma
Clonk
to hit with a dull thudding force

yar...you clonked me in the din
By Lenora
Clonk
a word to represent unity and friendship amongst thoses who feel excluded from modern social interactions

Clonk.
By Mignon
Clonk
An awesome 2D splitscreen game.

We played clonk until the morning.
By Lisette
Clonk
Another word for or synonym for the word "bong". Meaning just kidding, or "NOT!". Also can be used in place of PWN3D during online gaming.

Wow, I really just clonked the shit out of that pussy ass n00b cunt bitch dick.
By Minnie
Clonk
Clonking is the new word for Masterbating or the gay word used by homosexuals "fapping" clonking originates from Vagipe when 2 lonely guys got bored of hearing the word Fap and decied clonk was better as used by "-Upyr-" and "CGE (coolestGuyEver221"

Man im sooo hard right now im gnna go Clonk along to that girl Cookie while -Upyr- joins me :)
By Petronella
Clam Clonking
When two lesbians engage in the scissor formation while bumping uglies. Sound effects are comparable to clicking your tongue.

"Dude, the other night through my wall I could hear Betsy and Ha'Neesha clam clonking"
By Mirabella
Clonk Out
Being extremely tired you could sleep right then and there. Usually heard from Australian youth.

"Today was so tiring, I could clonk out right now"

"Dude I'm so ready to clonk the fuck out"
"Same bro"
By Ardella
Clonked Out
The past tense of "clonking out" (the state of being very tired or made tired); having fallen into deep sleep.

"Yo, bro! I 'clonked out ' last night!"

"Really?! That's intense!"

"Right?!"
By Sheelah
Clink Clonk Rainy Bonk
what you can say on literally any occasion. the funniest sentence to exist. sometimes the bonk is emphasized like BONK or b o n k.

“dude i fucked your mom”
“well clink clonk rainy bonk i guess”
By Ardella