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Define Closey Meaning

Closey
To be almost yet not quite struck in the genitals by an object.

Wow that was a closey.
By Melania
Closey Mccloserson
a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.
By Zandra
Looky Closey Thingy!
A word, used to describe a microscope if you don't know what it is called.

Luke:Since you destroyed my poster,i'm gonna destroy your.....Looky Closey Thingy!
Ravi:It's called a microscope,you idiot haven't you learned from my dictionary last night?
By Simonette
Closeyism
A well known phrase or saying which is accidentally mis-quoted (fairly close to the original) with comedy consequences.

Examples of Closeyisms:

I feel as rough as the hills!

Wow, you really bit the nail on the head.

I'll go fetch the porno, it's up the apples and stairs.
By Tallia
Closey
When you fuckin raw & you gonna pull out seconds before you bust

"1 Mississippi 2 Mississippi ... PULL" that's closey
By Aurore