Define Clum Meaning

A word you use when you want to explode your juice coming out of your monster cockerel, while vigorously fucking a mustard slot slut, while listening to welcome to the jungle by guns n roses in your igloo.

verb

the act of being clumsy

clum is a word for an amzing guy with massive muscles and amazing look

To be dumb and clumsy in the same order

Short for clumped up cum.

Visa vi if you put it in a jar (many loads) and leave it in the boiling sun for naught 3 hours then you shall produce a nice, sadly reduced amount of clum. Like a pokemon evolving into its greater form.

The semen when it is released from a boy just entering puberty; a clear, slightly sticky substance exitted from the pre-mautre male penis.

the twin planet of Raxacoricofallapatorius

clums, shortnick of the smurf called clumsy, is not only the personification of murphies law, however, even the most terriffic d00d ever seen on the irc-network "Quakenet."

massive mank bloke called stewart

When a girl is eating nachos in the dark in bed and gets asked if she is gonna drop a crumb? Confused by this the girl says no but accidentally calls it a Clum after realizing the mistake giggles and says "Fuck"