"I got so splendid last night"
"he was splendid like I've never seen anyone splendid before"
"hey, want to get absolutely splendid tonight?"
"splendyyyyyy"
"fuck my pet
ferret splendid all over my hat"
"that was mother fucking splendid
ass chocolate for
math class riding a horse shaped like a chair"
"the popcorn was splendid, and so were we"