Define Cmt Meaning

stands for Certified Massage Therapist

A shorthand version of the word comment, usually used on sites like MySpace.

A cable network that claims to play country, but mostly only plays the excruciating pop crossover crap that is ruining what was left of decent country. Watching this "new country" crap makes me feel as if it's Crushing My Testicles.

Country music television, a place where hicks can join freely and dance in the nude with a pony tails.But for the chick hicks its different...they clean on those 300 year old washboards in those cover up dressings..But I guess nowadays, anything is better than mtv.

A slang term usually used in a text message meaning---- curled my toes.

CMT=the best music station on television! Country music is "da bomb" and HICKS RULE!!!

cry myself to sleep

A so called 'Gang' in southwest dorset. Yes that's right... Dorset. Right in the heart of the countryside. CMT stands for Contemptuous Mindless Twats. However they like to think it stands for criminal minded thugs. Classy name eh?! CMT is made up by a few small boys, whom like to swagger as they walk, and wear scarves round their faces. Presumably because they get chilly noses. Other dress codes include very cheap materials usually from cheap sport outlets. They buy them a few sizes too big so that the clothes drape from them. This is because they cannot afford a new wardrobe every year, so they need to plan for the future and buy clothes for now, AND when they grow up. They released a soundtrack, to which many people laughed at. It was one of the CMT boys drivelling mindless words, showing how dense he was. CMT will inevitably end up in prison, making fond aqquaintence with the other gentlemen in the showers.

Getting incredibly drunk and being unable to act like a human therefore taking the form of an animal such as a unicorn, slug or bendy lesbian.

Cry Myself To Sleep