Define Cockblock Meaning

A special door that keeps male chickens from entering a henhouse.

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

what harry potter does on the regular to ron and hermione, literally almost everyday

1. To interfere with a man's attempts to seduce a woman.

2. abbr. Cockblocker(n.)

1.The act of obstructing one person's advances towards another.
2.A situation that obstructs; an obstacle
3.An act of ill etiquette in which a male is speaking to one female in a group of females, and the alpha female creates a disruptive environment.

a person who interferes with one's sexual intentions with another person

To fully understand the ways of a clockblock, one must set a scenario. Ok, say you've been out all night hanging with this girl, and can sense that you are mere seconds away from going upstairs too hook up with her. Here comes your good buddy cockblock. His drunk, attention-needing self jumps right into the picture and tells your woman how beautiful she is, then throws up all over her. Instead of giving you a quality BJ, she drives old Cockblock home, leaving you by your lonesome to jerk off all night.

a person who comes between you and a successful score by continually derailing the train or showing up at the worst times possible with inane, unrelated blather

When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.

A device used by fat girls to prevent their hot friends from going home with you.