Define Cockburn Meaning

Cockburn
Masturbating at a fast speed without lubricant, afterwards leaving a rash on the penis.

Guy 1: Dude i was beating off so hard last night, i woke up with a cockburn.
Guy 2: Man, that sucks, those hurt so bad.
By Aleen
Cockburn
COCKBURN!-- A "COCKBURN!" is a word used to aknowledge that someone has just been screwed over, made fun of, or hustled. A "COCKBURN!" is something you either mumble under your breath, or shout out in excitment. The term cockburn! will come to you-- you can make it what you want. Trust me, you will know when you have been "cockburned!" We are so grateful to Mr. Patrick Cockburn for giving this word meaning, and life. We must also aknowledge Mr. Hamz-- none of this would be possible without Hamz.

sidenote: cockburn! has nothing to do with the terms "cock" or "burn" ... it's just one swift word-- cockburn!


Sarah: Hey... rough day?
Hamz: I got stuck in traffic today, ran out of gas, was late for work, and stepped on gum with my new shoes.
Sarah: oooo, cockburnnn... (mumbling)

Sarah: (Walks into the restaurant and trips)
Nima, Hamz, Sharghi, Natasha, Misha, Siymack, Baharak: COCKBURN!!!!!!!!! (shouting, pointing, and laughing)

By Juliane
Cockburn
a sore on the penis usually caused by friction.

I need to put some penis-cream on my cockburn after sex last night.
By Hannah
Cockburn
Ross's last name, causing him to endure various forms of pain. poor twat.

Ross you're a cockhead, uhuh uhuh geddit cockhead, cockburn....nyah
By Mariette
Cockburn
When you have rough sex with a girl who has major pubic hair, and you wake up the next morning with a rash on your cock.

After the rough sex with the whore last night. cause he can't get any girls without paying them, he woke up with a major cockburn, and an STD but he didn't know that.
By Berty
Cockburns
a condition which arises when a mans pubic hair extends onto his shaft like sideburns - prevalent in italians and other typically hairy nationalities.

Guy #1: I'm hoping to get a bj from this slut tonight.

Guy #2: Well you better trim your cockburns or the poor girl might cough up a hairball.
By Ammamaria
Cockburned
To be completely and utterly destroyed in argument or debate.

User 1: Video games take no skill
User 2: The definition of "skill" disagrees with you.
User 1: I don't care.
User 2: Then you're not even fit to argue about language. Piss off you twat. You just got cockburned.
By Alexandra
Cockburn
1. Rubbing the tip of a penis on carpet or other rough surface to cause rash and irritation.
2. The act of pubic hair causing a burning rash and sensation on the the penis.

1. Her pubic hair was so coarse it gave me massive cockburn!
2. You gotta fuck till you feel the cockburn mother fuck!
3. Ride threw the cockburn
4. Cockburn got me off work for a week!
By Ivette
CockBurn
A Person. One who is Self absorbed and a conceded idiot. Is annoying and must always return and remind you how great he thinks he is. One who always one ups your story with bullshit lies. Doesn't care about anyone else but them-self. Doesn't go away no matter how hard you try. Just like a "cockburn" you

Go CockBurn or go home.

He really cockburned that attempt, but still failed
By Adey
Cockburn
Friction burns on a penis caused by dry vagina due to prolonged sex episodes.

We fucked so long she gave me cockburn.
By Virgina