Define Colchester Meaning

Colchester
a large town located in the county of Essex, in east anglia, England. Colchester has a well good zoo, is the home of Colchester Museum, a place about romans and shit that was built on top of Julius Ceaser's temple.

A: ' im going to colchester. '
B: ' omg no way! are you going to the zoo? can i come pleeeeease? '
By Venus
Colchester
the land of gods, as the parachute regiment are based there.

Used to describe something of great excitment

"That would be like bein based at colchester!"
By Shaylynn
Colchester
The oldest recorded town in England.

The Roman Wall in Colchester needs urgent funding.
By Rochella
Colchester
A craptastic little town in Vermont.

Aw, you're moving to Colchester? Girl, have fun with the cows.
By Tricia
Colchester, CT
A place where there is only Chinese and Pizza restaurants. Where there is nowhere to really chill so people are forced to roam around town aimlessly. The only fun thing to do is to smoke weed.
Also, a ton of fake bitches and douchebags live here.

Mary: I live in Colchester, CT.
John: Wow, I'm sorry. You got bud?
Mary: Well, yeah. What other options do I have?
John: True, true.
By Dorie
Colchester Condom
Anal Sex. The method of birth control where insemination is avoided by putting your wang up the wrong hole. Derived from Colchester military prison in Essex, UK where presumably a lot of Brit soldiers do each other up the gicker.

Woman - "We're going to have to stop, I'm off the pill"

Man - "Don't worry about it love, I'll use me Colchester Condom"
By Katerine
Colchester Academy
A shit school that fails to educate people and every body there are pricks who think there solid. The teachers are cunts and there’s a famous mr chellakooty. SHIT SCHOOL!!!!

Ugh look, it’s colchester academy. You wouldn’t wanna go there”
By Sondra
COLCHESTER, CT
many white kids, hard drugs, high school filled with crack heads, good thing you get to smoke weed in the bathroom. issa chill place.

him: bro, im movin to Colchester, CT.

me: bruh it's mad lit we gonna light it up in the bathroom.

him: hell yea kik
By Goldi
Colchester, CT
A town in Connecticut. The part where all the shops are is small and you could basically walk from the highschool to CVS in 45 minutes at a slow pace. A pretty boring town most of the time, the only excitement is the town Carnival in late May/early June. Colchester is more of a town for older folks and younger children. Sort of a Suburban/Rural town depending on where you are.

"Colchester, CT sucks. There's absolutely nothing to do here."
By Bria
Colchester Girl
Very pretty but will be very well known to be a slut. Has alot of friends but none really like her. Guys who hang with these girls are at least 4+ years older then the age of the girl.

You will find these girls to be loud, obnoxious and very self centered.

Colchester girl

"Hey girl did you go to that college party last night?"

"OMG yes i got so wasted!

OMG me to!
By Myrilla