Define Oldest Meaning

Oldest
Oldest is when someone is older than the other.

I was born before you! I’m the oldest.
By Odelle
Oldest Child
The oldest child is usually the child that gets to much responsibility. Can be seen as an automatic babysitter. the oldest child also has much firmer rules then younger siblings. parents often forget what the oldest child was made to do at a certain age for example: at the age of 8 the oldest child is made to start doing the washing up but by the time the second child gets to that age the parent isnt making him do anything yet. the oldest chld gets the least attention as they are seen to be more capable. the oldest child often longs for the only childness they had for a while before there younger sibling was born.

By Alyda
The Oldest Profession
Prostitution is usually referred to as the oldest profession

James: oi, I think that woman's career is the oldest profession there is.
Random cunt: oi, love ill pay u a tener to blow me xoxoxo
By Stormy
Oldest Privilege
The right of the oldest child to make their own rules in which the younger siblings must follow

Ex: I have oldest privilege so I do not have to ask to use the toothpaste.
By Frannie
Oldest Child
Loved by the parents but rarely contributs. Can be lazy but is often funny and cool and somehow gets a girlfriend.

Middle child: how do you spell headphones
Oldest child: "P E I N E S"
By Dinnie
The Oldest Trick In The Book
A trick most people know about, if you try to trick someone and they say ¨thats The oldest trick in the book, then it means they know what you are trying to do and, to quote Robbie Rotten, ¨Try something else¨.
Remember just because someone knows what you are trying to pull, does not mean they are untrickable.
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Guy1: Hey, look over there!
Guy2: Bruh, that's The oldest trick in the book.
By Eddie
The World's Oldest Profession

That skanky woman standing under the street light is probably working in the world's oldest profession.
By Irena
The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft

FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "The Oldest Anarchy Server, 2b2t"
FitMC: "On 2b2t, The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft"
FitMC: "But For A Brief Time On The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft, Piston Airships were considered cutting edge flight technology"
By Emmalee
National Oldest Sibling Day
National oldest sibling day is a day to be thankful for the oldest sibling for basically being a 3rd parent, they sacrificed many things for the young ones, and most of all, get yelled at the most.

National oldest sibling day takes place on July 15th

Guy 1: I hate my older brother!
Guy 2: Be nice bro! It’s national oldest sibling day
By Indira
The Oldest Anarchy Server In Minecraft
Reference to 2b2t Minecraft server, which is anarchy and has been online since 2010, although it isn't the oldest server online, its the oldest anarchy one.
A phrase commonly used by YouTubers and mainly popularized by FitMC

Someone: Have you ever played on the oldest anarchy server in minecraft?
You: no, I don't play on 2b2t
By Kaitlynn