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Cold Hands
Some who is great in bed. Always having cold hands.

If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.
By Elsbeth
Cold Hands
Some who is great in bed.

If you always have cold hands you are great in bed.
By Mavis
Cold Hands
Shit excuse for having shit aim in a video game. And yet happens to the best of us

also a medical term or something lol

bro, I could have killed him if I didn't have cold hands!

lmao fuck off you're just trash
By Roanna
Cold Hand
To be wanked off by a corpse

In 1972, Gary Glitter (real name Paul Gadd) was rumoured to have been cold handed by his Great Aunt at her open casket funeral, in full view of the congregation.
By Frederica
Cold Hand Maggie
(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.

"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"
By Tabina
Cold Hand Maggie
Waking someone up by giving them a hand job after sticking your hand in the freezer, in cold water, out the window during the winter.

"I heard she gave him a cold hand Maggie"
"That's disgusting! What a whore! Did she give him Dave's crutches as well?"
By Toma
Cold Hand Richard
When you have to piss but your hand is cold and the only way to get your dick out is to grab it is with literally popsicle fingers. Totally sucks

I really wanted to piss but that Alaskan cold hand Richards got me.
By Junina
Cold, Dead Hand
From a poem written by an anonymous Quaker woman (circa 1911) as a means to thank church members who had given their time to handing out Gospel tracts. What an historical contradiction, that the NRA should have (unknowingly?) chosen these same words for their own gospel!

"The giver is greater than any man
That ever drew sword in war;
I reckon him nobler than king or khan,
Nobler and better far.
For wisest is he in this whole broad land
Of hoarding till bent and grey;
For all we can hold in our cold, dead hand
Is what we have given away"
(Anonymous)

California Yearly Meeting of Friends (1911)
By Timmie
Cold Hands
President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Chief of Staff Josh Bolten.

Cold Hands got married as a senior citizen.
By Cecile
Cold Hands
President George W. Bush’s nickname for WH Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Bolton.

Cold Hands was the WH’s first Jewish Chief of Staff.
By Haley