Define Conger Meaning

Conger
The most badass man on the planet. Formally known as alexander the great, napoleon, and brock lesner. This bad ass (conger) will kick your ass in a total beat down in 30 seconds. Maximum

By Ursulina
Conger
A benchmark of gayness. Applies both to the real (or implied) sexuality of a person and the derogatory usage often utilised by teenagers. Used extensively in South West England, although the phrase is now becoming commonplace amongst hard-drinking northerners.

1. "Dude, look at that mincer, he's gayer than a conger."

2. "Man, I hate those jumped up admin assistants; what a bunch of congers!"
By Roxana
Conger
In lue of the gayness theme small Penis.

By Andee
Conger
Male Homosexual that is flamboyant about it and acts outwardly gay yet claims to be straight. Often are married and try to conform due to social pressure or religious belief but are genuinely only attracted to and fantasise about men.

Often deeply resentful and angry due to a feeling of being trapped in a life that is a lie, also ashamed as they visit male prostitutes to fulfil their sexual desires.

WTF dude, David is married? But he has to be gay and even offered to blow me! First rate Conger.

Famous example: Ted Haggard
By Gretel
Conger Mcgreggor
When you Catch a conger eel that fights so hard it could hold 2 belts in ufc

I went fishing the other night and caught a fucking conger mcgreggor !
By Johnath
Conger Eel
a penis that never becomes fully erect, even during ejaculation

brittney was VERY dissapointed. she expected a throbber and he only had a conger eel
By Brandea
Congers, NY
Congers, NY is the ghetto of rockland county

In Congers, NY the owner of an icecream shop was sliced across his stomach and got his ear ripped off.
By Minetta
Austin Conger
A common species of female that has been known to exist in the Winston-Salem and DC regions. This species is often awkward and attempts to do crazy shit. The species is also very clumsy often walking into things when they are going places. They also think that they are the coolest; some might call them trend followers. They are also known to get fired up at times, often seen running unexpectedly to wherever they go. They dislike cats as they are always looking for cats to murder. Often naive and unknowing it is common to also spot them in the woods as they have been known to LOVE snipe hunts. But in the end this species is harmless as it merely floats through its life looking for direction.

"Hey Austin Conger do you think you could catch a snipe for me?"
Responce "Sure, but im not very good at it as I have never caught one before"

"Hey Austin Conger look out for that lamp post!"
Responce "To late... thats gonna leave a bruse."

"No don't kill the kitty!"
Responce "To late its already in pieces"
By Tammara
Conger Eels And Rice
1. a meal that londoners eat on holiday in thailand
2. a bush mouthpiece

1. "oi, bring us a nuvva plate of that conga eels 'n' rice"
2. "and now, speaking from the white house: conger eels and rice"
By Kikelia
Quadcumber Conger Lips
A phrase used to describe a young female of a most perverted nature who very much enjoys the act of fellatio.

"Jesus, look at that dirty slut over by the bar, what a quadcumber conger lips!"
By Alleen