magic liquid that makes every kind of moving object look like a hot girl. side affects may include:
1.
waking up next to an
ugly girl
2. waking up next to a really ugly girl
3. waking up next to a man
4. waking up next to a tree with a small hole in it
5. waking up next to a combination of
the four
Oh man what a night! I actully
screwed cameron diaz! it was so good! Why is there corona
bottles all over the room? And what the hell is this tree doing here?