Define Costner Meaning

Used to describe an event that a person thought would previously be wicked cool and fun, but ended up sucking hard core. Named for Kevin Costner, the actor, whose movies look good in previews, but are usually bad when watched.

Another name for a happy ending, full release, or hand job. Named for actor Kevin Costner due to his hotel happy ending scandal.

i) Brilliant, stunning
ii) Sexy, Very Attractive
iii) A Sexual Position performed by placing your lover's head under water, then holding a baseball bat over his/her head to keep them from coming back to the surface while you fuck them.

The weird ass chorus teacher in middle school that is so obsessed with folding his hands, he could make an origami crane. There were rumors of him being accused for being a sex offender.

A variety of American cedar wood, which was fashionable for making movie props in the late 1980s and early 1990s. Kevin costner was noteable for it's light weight, ready availabilty but high cost of production. It has fallen somewhat out of fashion now, but kevin costner products were often found adorning the covers of TV Guide and Sears catalogs.

When a movie star, confusing reality with one of their films, promises to save the world with a plot device that doesn't work.

(v) -ing, -ed
to save someone

referencing the 1992 hit movie "The Bodyguard", where Kevin Costner plays the part of Whitney Houston's bodyguard

Used to acknowledge when someone saves your ass. Often when "dodging a bullet" is not an option, your friend may step in and Kevin Costner you. Act is often performed by a wingman

Works IRL or when online.

the maddest drink of all time
- crazy horse burboun
- jim beam burbon
- tequila
- ouzo
- every flavour icey pole
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Having a wank while harassing a masseuse.

When one directs and stars in his own films for the sheer purpose of trying to make himself look cool on screen. The movie lacks plot and an interesting story, because it is too focused on the star of the picture.