Text from person A: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Simultaneoustext from person B: "You can never really know too many Mexicans."
Text from person A: "mendoza!"
Text from person B: "mendoza!"
CongressmanSmith is mendoza when it comes to issues Americans care about.
The President totally pulled a mendoza in his speech, in which he babbled and drooled on his shirt.
By Jesselyn
Mendoza
A cry of anguish. A man can yell Mendoza in any situation, whether it be his soon to be retired partner getting gunned down by organised criminals, or your dinner falling off the table thanks to an untidyhousemate.
Emphasis can be added with a gaze into the sky and a shaking of the fist.
Mendozas are small bodies, big thighs...HUGE thighs. Is it humanly possible to be that big? Word origin is a rumor coming from a teacher named Mrs Mendoza. No one knows if she is real or not, but if you see thighs like that, you call them MENDOZAS!
To spray a partner in the face with semen. Originating from the first Mighty Ducks movie when Luis Mendoza comes to a stop for the first time and sprays the opposing goalie in the face with ice.