Define Counselor Meaning

Counselor
someone who knows all the right things to say, who want to know how you're "really" feeling.

"i think i would know, i'm a counselor. anger is a secondary emotion, what are you really feeling?"
By Enrichetta
Counselors
counselours can be overall good people if they give a damn. if they dont they can ruin your life without mercy and make you feel like shit.

school counselors: distgusting pigs who can ruin suicidal children lives without care about their feelings

work counselors: most likely good people they did take lessons on how to treat greiving people. and can probably help you.

school counselors:Wow! Mrs.McDonald ruined Jordans life by telling her parents he was suicidal! WHAT A PIG!

work counselors:Yess! now Jordan has his life together and can live independently.
By Domeniga
The Counselor
The Counselor, another way to say "weed".

Roy: Hey John ya stonner cunt, wanna go see The Counselor?

John: Yeaaah man, the Counselors sick!

Jake: LOL U GUYZ R SEE COUNSELOR? WAUT RETARD NOOBS

Roy, John: "Trollface.jpeg"
By Flor
Counselor Steve
A character in South Park who works at Lake Tardicaca in the 'Crippled Summer' episode and is oblivious of Nathan's schemes to kill his enemy, Jimmy.

Yes, Counselor Steve, I like the fun canoe.
By Sibel
Grief Counselor
term used by educators to describe a psychologist,social worker,or any person with a box of kleenex who arrives at the school in the aftermath of an unfortunate event.

When a freak bunsen burner accident singed the moustaches of a male and two female students, the high school called in a grief counselor.
By Odelle
Camp Counselor
A person who spends their summer working at a camp (think cabins and small children). These individuals fall into three categories; people that like working with children, people that use to go to the camp, people that like to drink with the people in the first two categories. These employees make almost no money and therefore have some external motivation for working at camp.

One of the perks of being a camp counselor is the great tan you get while working outside, a downside are the small children that might drown while you tan instead of life guarding.
By Florencia
Counselor Cuts
When you're at SEP in a food line (either at O'Hill or St. Anne's) and a counselor gets in front of you, apparently for no reason, saying "counselor cuts!"

Counselor 1: I have counselor cuts, man! I get to get in front of you!
Counselor 2: No way. I was standing here forever, wasn't I, Ellie?
Ellie: Um... I don't want to get involved.
By Vilhelmina
Women Counselor
A man who hangs out with alot of women but he never has sexs with them. He's only there to hear about all of their problems.

Bob: man i heard mike has been kicking it with maria alot.
Todd: yeah but they don't bone they just talk, he such a women counselor.
By Rana
Singles Counselor
A person who listens to single people and helps them address their problems with single life. Typically a singles counselor will help men/women find the best method to advance upon their desired partner. Not to be confused with a match maker.

Through discussion, singles counselors will assist those in need of acquiring a strong relationship with another or simply help with their problems with being single in the first place.

Tom: Man I have had trouble lately trying to find the right girl to date and how to approach her when I do find her.
Eric: Well, I think you should go see a singles counselor man.
By Alameda
Camp Counselor
A person that forgets to pass the joint after they hit it.

Dude are you mentoring kids in the woods this summer or passing that shit? Damn camp Counselors
By Mariejeanne